:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
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We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
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Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
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Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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