I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
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as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
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I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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