I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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