Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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