So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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