I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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