life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Randomize
