Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
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I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
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Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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