dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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