Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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