We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
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It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
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I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner