Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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