Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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