She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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