i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
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On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
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I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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