I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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