Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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