She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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