what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Randomize
