is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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