I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
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