Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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