This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
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Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
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See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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