his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
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Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
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I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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