Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
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Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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