That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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