the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Randomize
