So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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