Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
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You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
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I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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