Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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