And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
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remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
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I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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