We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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