I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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