So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
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I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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