STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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