just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
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vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
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Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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