exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Randomize