We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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