just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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