ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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