Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(847): View more from Illinois

It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.

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with a sacreligious after taste.

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(409): View more from Texas

Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Some milfs here doing some blow

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Dad?

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(619): View more from California

Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..

(1-619): View more from California

I am not bailing you of of jail

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(251): View more from Alabama

Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.

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(317): View more from Indiana

cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome

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(256): View more from Alabama

smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.

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(917): View more from New York City

I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.

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