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  Adam has been drinking

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  Who has his phone

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  Adam does

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Since when is my name a synonym for head?

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water

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  Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..

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• (714): View more from California

  I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?

  (1-714): View more from California

  Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.

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• (818): View more from California

  Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time

  (406): View more from Montana

  Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning

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