I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
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Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
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In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I FOUND THE LEGS
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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