Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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