It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
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How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
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Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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