SEEEEXXX PLEASE
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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