She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
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my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
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the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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