Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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