I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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