so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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