just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
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oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
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I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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