Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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