I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
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John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
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My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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