You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
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Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
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Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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