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(651): View more from Minnesota

Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet

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(651): Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet http://tfl.nu/4bkm

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.

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(604): Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum. http://tfl.nu/jh54

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(973): View more from New Jersey

all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.

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(973): all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist. http://tfl.nu/t7vc

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(740): View more from Ohio

It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.

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(740): It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex. http://tfl.nu/8qyg

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(316): View more from Kansas

So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses

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That sounds dangerous

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Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.

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(316): So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses (1-316): That sounds dangerous (316): Don't worry......were wearing oven mits. http://tfl.nu/woxn

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(323): View more from California

Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me

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(323): Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me http://tfl.nu/3sp3

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(914): View more from New York

ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore

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(914): ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore http://tfl.nu/u5mc

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(573): View more from Missouri

I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.

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(573): I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso. http://tfl.nu/7zvg

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(678): View more from Georgia

It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.

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(678): It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes. http://tfl.nu/rtfu

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(419): View more from Ohio

I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away

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(419): I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away http://tfl.nu/9ufh

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(404): View more from Georgia

If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"

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(404): If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy" http://tfl.nu/w6q2

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(303): View more from Colorado

Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.

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(303): Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics. http://tfl.nu/jbty

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(719): View more from Colorado

I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.

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(719): I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right. http://tfl.nu/asg0

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(813): View more from Florida

Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.

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(813): Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to. http://tfl.nu/wkiq

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(705): View more from Ontario

its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like

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(705): its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like http://tfl.nu/rqvs

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