all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
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remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
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You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom