Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.