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  Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  I don't get it.

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  Me neither.

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  But I masturbated to it anyway.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes

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