Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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