I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
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The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
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Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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